Years ago I went out on a 1st date with a Chinese girl. Usually they ask
about your job, how much you earn, your car, your apartment & how much
you have in the bank.
To the last question I had my answer ready “Never enough.”
But then came the ridiculous and unexpected question*
The first question she asked me was
*“Are you sexually active?”*
By then I was in my 20’s and had a lot of experience, even a kid.
My favorite comedian at the time was Groucho Marx.
So I answered
*“No I just lie back and let my girlfriend do all the work.”*
She didn’t have a snappy comeback for that, and I don’t think she even
got the joke.
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